Saturday 8 November 2014

best Whatsapp status

01. When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
02. GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)
03. The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
04. I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
05. My first name and your last name would sound great together.
06. I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
07. I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)
08. I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
09. ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.
10. People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.
11. I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!
12. History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
13. I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
14. There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
15. If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
16. LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
17. Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
18. It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
19. I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
20. I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
21. The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
22. I'm a liar. But then, how can you be so sure of this statement to not be a lie?
23. If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
24. Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.
25. Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
26. No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.
27. My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.
28. I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me :P
29. Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..
30. My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.
31. Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..
32. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….
33. If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
34. Good relationship doesn’t need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She*who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.
35. What is the main reason for failure?  I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
36. Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)
37. I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.
38. You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour.
39. If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.
40. I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
41. Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this.
42. Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
43. Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
44. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
45. I’ll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.
46. Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
47. I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.
48. If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
49. Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates and I’m begging it to be you.
50. I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…

Finally last one !

51. Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!

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