1)Can’t talk, telepathy only!
2)Read books instead of reading my status!
3)Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
4)Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing
ovation
5)Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
6)WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
7)It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper
8)My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”
9)A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
10)In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
11)When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
12)I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
13)Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
14)Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
15)Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
16)I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day
17)Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
18)Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome
19)I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
21)When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.
22)When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
23)I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
24)If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.
25)A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking
.
26)we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.
27)sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
28)a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
29)The only tie success comes before work is in dictionary.
30)we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
31)life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
32)Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish
33)light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.
34)Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status
35)People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
36)80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
37)If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
38)I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
39)The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
40)AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
41)Some people come in your life as blessings,Others as lessons
42)Life is short…..smile while you still have teeth.
43)One of the happiest moments is when you find the courage to let go of what you can’t change.
44)Life is too short to wait.
45)Life is a story….trying to make mine bestseller.
46)The scariest thing about life is that you don’t know weather they will miss you or forget you..
47)It’s going to get harder before it becomes easier.But it will get easier…..Just gotta get through hard stuff first.
48)A year from now you’ll wish you might had started today.
49)Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
50)Life goes on….
51)Don’t cry because it’s over,Smile bcause it happened
52)Life is like riding a bicycle….You have to KEEP moving in order to keep your balance.
53)I’m still waiting for day when I’ll use maths integration in real life.
54)I want to LIVE not just SURVIVE
55)We all deserve our “happy ever after”
56)In the end we only regret the chances we didn’t take.
57)Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
58)if dreams don’t scare…then they aren’t big enough.
59)Don’t worry be happy!!!!
60)Everything happens for a reason but sometimes reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.
61)You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
62)In the long run, we only hit what we aim at.
63)I do not have any attitude problem…..You have a problem with my attitude and that’s not my problem
64)I Don’t Have An Attitude Problem,I Just Have A Personality that you cannot handle.
65)Do you really want to spend rest of your life wondering…….just do it.
66)Mirror is my best friend b’cos when I cry it never laughs.
67)Control your anger b’cos it’s just one letter away from D’anger.
68)My attitude will always be based on how you treat me…
69)Life is really complicated…when I find answers to it life changes the Questions.
70)Happyness can be found even in darkest of times….if only one remembers to turn on the lights.
71)It matters not what someone is Born with ,but what someone Grows to be.
72)When time is good,Mistakes are taken as jokes.When time is bad,even jokes are taken as mistakes.
73)Keep smiling and one day life will get tired of upsetting you.
74)It always seems impossible until it’s Done.
75)We have to fight some of the bad day’s just to earn some of the best days of our life.
76)My week is basically
…Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday…So borrring.
77)A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
78)How is it one careless matchstick can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
79)A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
80)Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
81)Maine bhi badal diya hai zindagi ke usul.Ab jo yad karega vo hi yad rahega.
82)Log kehte hai ,zindaji 4 din ke hai.Leken agar zindaji 4 din ke hai to test match 5 din ka kaise ho sakta hai.
83)iss seher me sab jaldi me hote hai lekin time par kois nahi pochta.
84)Aache dost ko hamesha manana chahiye chahe vo kitne bhi ruth jaye kyonke…………. wo kamene hamare sare razz jante hai.
85)Aap lehro ko to nahi rokh sakte lekin terna sikh sakte hai.
86)Akal ketni bhi tej ho nasib ke bina nahi jeet sakta……Birbal kitna bhi akalmand ho,wo badshah nahi ban sakta.
87)Aagar koi cheej puri shidad se mango to puri kaynat judh jati hai use pura karne.
88)Jeendagi me apnakirdar eese jio ke parda girne ke bad bhi taliya bajti rahe.
89)Jo sheeshe ke ghar me rehte hain, woh basement mein kapde badalte hain.
90)mera to bad luck hi kharab hai
91)Tension lene ka nahin, sirf dene ka.
92)I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
93) A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
94)Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's Probably dead.
95)Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
96)God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
97)My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
98)People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
2)Read books instead of reading my status!
3)Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
4)Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing
ovation
5)Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
6)WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
7)It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper
8)My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”
9)A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
10)In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
11)When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
12)I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
13)Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
14)Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
15)Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
16)I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day
17)Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
18)Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome
19)I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
21)When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.
22)When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
23)I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
24)If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.
25)A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking
.
26)we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.
27)sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
28)a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
29)The only tie success comes before work is in dictionary.
30)we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
31)life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
32)Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish
33)light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.
34)Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status
35)People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
36)80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
37)If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
38)I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
39)The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
40)AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
41)Some people come in your life as blessings,Others as lessons
42)Life is short…..smile while you still have teeth.
43)One of the happiest moments is when you find the courage to let go of what you can’t change.
44)Life is too short to wait.
45)Life is a story….trying to make mine bestseller.
46)The scariest thing about life is that you don’t know weather they will miss you or forget you..
47)It’s going to get harder before it becomes easier.But it will get easier…..Just gotta get through hard stuff first.
48)A year from now you’ll wish you might had started today.
49)Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
50)Life goes on….
51)Don’t cry because it’s over,Smile bcause it happened
52)Life is like riding a bicycle….You have to KEEP moving in order to keep your balance.
53)I’m still waiting for day when I’ll use maths integration in real life.
54)I want to LIVE not just SURVIVE
55)We all deserve our “happy ever after”
56)In the end we only regret the chances we didn’t take.
57)Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
58)if dreams don’t scare…then they aren’t big enough.
59)Don’t worry be happy!!!!
60)Everything happens for a reason but sometimes reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.
61)You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
62)In the long run, we only hit what we aim at.
63)I do not have any attitude problem…..You have a problem with my attitude and that’s not my problem
64)I Don’t Have An Attitude Problem,I Just Have A Personality that you cannot handle.
65)Do you really want to spend rest of your life wondering…….just do it.
66)Mirror is my best friend b’cos when I cry it never laughs.
67)Control your anger b’cos it’s just one letter away from D’anger.
68)My attitude will always be based on how you treat me…
69)Life is really complicated…when I find answers to it life changes the Questions.
70)Happyness can be found even in darkest of times….if only one remembers to turn on the lights.
71)It matters not what someone is Born with ,but what someone Grows to be.
72)When time is good,Mistakes are taken as jokes.When time is bad,even jokes are taken as mistakes.
73)Keep smiling and one day life will get tired of upsetting you.
74)It always seems impossible until it’s Done.
75)We have to fight some of the bad day’s just to earn some of the best days of our life.
76)My week is basically
…Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday…So borrring.
77)A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
78)How is it one careless matchstick can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
79)A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
80)Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
81)Maine bhi badal diya hai zindagi ke usul.Ab jo yad karega vo hi yad rahega.
82)Log kehte hai ,zindaji 4 din ke hai.Leken agar zindaji 4 din ke hai to test match 5 din ka kaise ho sakta hai.
83)iss seher me sab jaldi me hote hai lekin time par kois nahi pochta.
84)Aache dost ko hamesha manana chahiye chahe vo kitne bhi ruth jaye kyonke…………. wo kamene hamare sare razz jante hai.
85)Aap lehro ko to nahi rokh sakte lekin terna sikh sakte hai.
86)Akal ketni bhi tej ho nasib ke bina nahi jeet sakta……Birbal kitna bhi akalmand ho,wo badshah nahi ban sakta.
87)Aagar koi cheej puri shidad se mango to puri kaynat judh jati hai use pura karne.
88)Jeendagi me apnakirdar eese jio ke parda girne ke bad bhi taliya bajti rahe.
89)Jo sheeshe ke ghar me rehte hain, woh basement mein kapde badalte hain.
90)mera to bad luck hi kharab hai
91)Tension lene ka nahin, sirf dene ka.
92)I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
93) A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
94)Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's Probably dead.
95)Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
96)God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
97)My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
98)People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
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